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We’ve spent enough space bragging about Kim and her many innumerable, far-reaching talents (which we barely skimmed). It's finally Bill's turn.

Bill tries very hard to outperform Kim. They’re in a constant state of “conversation” over which has the greater value, design or function.

While there is no correct answer, Bill’s need to show off creates a kind of "Tastes Great, Less Filling" community.

If you think two cooperating forces work well together, wait until you behold the end result of two competing web nerds, with something to prove.

Bill is actually 124 years old, in programmer years. He hardly ever sleeps, and spends every waking moment upgrading himself.

(We think this is Bill V41.023 Beta but we lost track a while back.)

Bill proves we’re more than just another pretty interface. He’s like the Ninja master black-belt of web development. He would dream in JavaScript, if he ever slept long enough to dream.

He does it all. There’s even a rumor that famed avante-garde movie producer “Rattan Quentintino” is working on a new movie called "Bill’s Skills".

Websites under your control®

You can edit and extend your site yourself. Yeah, we know. Lots of people make sites you can screw up edit yourself.

But Bill and Kim create designs and functions that work together, that won't break when you make changes yourself.

That’s how Bill earns his keep, in addition to cleaning out the company fridge on occasion.

Cat got your tongue?

If you can't think of what to say, or you are so busy raking in the money from your business that you don't have time to write up something, let us help. (We can help rake, but you probably want us to help by writing the initial text for your website, blog post, letter to your kid in college, or whatever.)

Don't reinvent that round thing

If you need to pound in a nail, you get a hammer from the tool box. You don't invent a new tool for a standard task. (Unless you are billing your customer by the hour, or you are the Pentagon...)

At his age, Bill doesn't have any kids left to put through college, and doesn't need to reinvent that whatchamacallit that lets people register for your next event or sign up for your newsletter. (Maybe he's getting a bit lazy, too. No problem - you win either way.)

So we use Online Business Partner®, a system that has all the stuff you need already built in. Bill just needs to configure it to make it work like you need -- he doesn't need to build it from scratch, or use some freebie hobbyist-developed software that he will need to patch weekly (at your expense).

When technological advances occur, they find their way to the Online Business Partner, at no charge to you. That amounts to free future upgrades.

With more bells than a wind chime and more whistles than the theme song from "Bridge on the River Kwai", our Online Business Partner includes at least a blue billion features for our clients in such broad categories as web hosting, eCommerce, E-mail marketing, lead management, search engine optimization (SEO), and ever-popular, ever-helpful web apps, which we won't define for you unless you get a website from us.

When the next big thing hits, we’ll be here to absorb the impact.