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Social Media - Bill is still trying to figure it out.
Bill’s so social, he used to be the head of a Meerkat clan.
Just because Bill’s old doesn’t mean he can’t think young. (It’s easy when you’ve seen as many fads come and go as he has. Bill witnessed the discovery of fire, the invention of the wheel and electricity with equal interest.)
But he steers clear of that socialized media stuff.
That's for Kim to take care of.
Kim, The Princess of Social Media
She tweets. She blogs. She orchestrates mass mailings like the conductor of a symphony.
She’s so LinkedIn, she sometimes has trouble linking out. She faces Facebook head-on, not in profile or silhouette. She searches for and finds new customers for you by teasing and tickling across the social media networking world.
When she’s not tickling, Kim is busy incorporating a blog into your website, so casual readers can see your site. She’s also sending your new info as a newsletter to your entire mail list.
Any company news is immediately broadcast to all the social media sites concurrently. If there’s one thing Kim does well, it’s making things happen at the same time. (For a period in her life, she was called Concurrent Kim, but that’s a story on another site.)
Talk about multi-talented. Ask her about her years with Cirque du Soleil if you’re interested.
Despite the high demand for Kim’s social tendencies, she resists the urge to get social with anybody but our beloved clients, preferring not to over-expose her methods. She knows her expertise gives our customers the same advantage as a corked baseball bat.
She moves fast, hits for power and drives home new customers with the flick of a wrist. Without exaggeration, Kim's magnificence transcends metaphor and invites unending hyperbole.


